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Here in China, many words are in both Chinese and English. Some things aren't translated ideally. Our favorite things to look at for these mistakes are shirts.

Some of my favorites are:

1.

ME. Rebellious College. lkjsdfnsdjh asdfkjslkdjgns.

2. WHO. is someone who hates girlses

3. (on the side of a legging where something inspirational is often put) CREAM GIVE UP

4.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I NEVER THOUGHT EYEBROWS WOULD BE THIS IMPORTANT

5.

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6. Oh No! That is not cigarette!

7. Heart Bpeaker

8. DON'T WORRY. i have a dream

9.

10. Behind a transparent pocket: put anything you want here

11. If you like it, eat it.

12. I like it. What is it?

13. Nightmare Unicorns. Breed Characteristics: Nightmares have long, arched necks and well chiseled. Disciplines and Uses: Whar a Nightmare can participate in depends on Psychology: Omnivoric, Nightmares need fr Psychology: Omnivoric, Nightmares need fr Breed History: Not much is known of the history of th Copyright to Jenna A. Briggs EXS Orania in Pulling Harness, Pulling 6000 lt Special Abilities: The eyes of a Nightmare burn with the inner fire. inner fire is said to be the factor that gives the

Yes. That's what it says.

14.

INIVERSITE

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NOHANT

We saw a notebook with small print. Mom searched for, found, and put on her glasses to read this text: your text here

One restaurant had an absolutely hilarious menu. It included:

"Spicy beautiful shoes"

"Sweat delicious steamed bean curd stick"

"Clever mix of andrographolide"

"Sauce elbow flowers"

"Keeping in good health autumn ears"

"Dry pot intestine"

"baby"

"Hong Kong style crispy chicken"

"Multi-layer brittle ear"

"Garlic loofah pointed"

"Is full of happiness"

"Sand boil for baby food"

"Iron squid must be"

"Fine wool blood flourishing"
"Seafood MAO blood flourishing"

"Fatty intestine burning potatoes"

"Ribs beans braised examination paper"

"Typhoon shelter to fry tomato box"

"Fish head bubble cake"

"Shallot explosive screw"

"Private one elbow"

"Her son deer tendon"

"Hot: flowers
Ingredients: flowers"

"Sour soup swallow your elbow"

"Bullfrog or"

"Pine nuts corn (raisins)"

"Characteristics of hand bread" (this was really good)

Funny Signs

One of the best parts about speaking English when almost no one else does is that we can point funny shirts out to each other without anyone getting offended. Then no one has any idea what we are laughing about.
I hope you've laughed a lot, since we sure did.